
I was wandering what to do when I heard a voice..
"I am Wizard Why of Wazzle Woods."
"You're Wizard Why," I said.
"I don't know, I just am," he replied.
"Oh, I'm Teapot Me and I know why."
"Yes. Pleased to meet you."

"I have travelled from the other side of Wednesday looking for Saturday," he continued "where am I?"
"Monday'" I said.
"Stupid bluddy Monday, I must look for Wednesday more presicely."
"I think it went that way."

"We will meet again," said Wizard Why waving "when we will warble words of wisdom without wandering which way Wednesday went."
"Wonderful," I said.
"Farewell, and remember to always keep your lid on."
"I will Wizard Why."
"Because it's good advice, that's why."